“Today I opened my letter-box and found the newspaper “Good News”. Right under the title the article headline “The quality of alcohol you drink doesn’t matter”. Yes, I think so. It is really good news. Scientists finally researched it”.
“Actually, I do speak with my guitars from time to time. For instance, when I come back home in the evening. We have a lot in common, more than with any people. But they haven’t replied to me yet. Apparently I don’t deserve it yet. By the way I have the same stuff with cats”.